You Got Date Raped

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Steroids Guy

Obviously Adopted

Internet Is Gay

I Made You're Kid Get Aids, So You Could Watc

I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (so I

Your Band's In The Cut-out Bin

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stoma

You Sell Cologne

You Look Divorced

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.i.d.s. Is