You're In A Coma

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

Your Kid Is Deformed

Valujet

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch

Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of F***ing Losers

You Keep A Diary

Gloves Of Metal

Internet Is Gay

Into The Oven

You're Best Friend Is You

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stoma

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend