Even though you were black, you listened to queen

you thought freddy was the cutest guy you've ever seen

you went backstage and got fucked in the ass

you took a hiv test

easy e. got hiv from freddy mercury

easy e. got hiv from freddy mercury

easy e. got hiv from freddy mercury

easy e. got hiv from freddy mercury

you went to dinner, freddy wore a leash

you ate fried chicken, freddy ate quiche

now freddy's dead and he's in heaven

at his wake you ate water melon