you have a mustache,you called me on the phone

you wear a beret and you sell colonge

you wear colonge but you still smell bad

you smell like shit from all the men that you've had

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you sell colonge [x4]

you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache

you're always looking at your customers ass

a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears

but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer

[chorus]