You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The

The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.i.d.s. Is

Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak

Your Band's In The Cut-out Bin

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of S

My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

Branscombe Richmond

You Are An Orphan

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Huma

You Got Date Raped

I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

Rancid Sucks (and The Clash Sucked Too)

Dumb, Fat And Gross