I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

Obviously Adopted

Branscombe Richmond

You Are An Orphan

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Huma

You Got Date Raped

I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Fun

Rancid Sucks (and The Clash Sucked Too)

Dumb, Fat And Gross

Easy E. Got A.i.d.s. From F. Mercury

You Look Divorced

I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore

Saving Ourselves For Marriage

I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt