The Grand Pecking Order

In the Grand Pecking Order

Where is it you stand

Under foot of swollen bastards

Or on the neck of another man

At the grand feeding table

Are you sitting near the head

Or the corner by the bathroom

Where you're asked to pass the bread

And you pass it with a smile on your face

For to pout about would only bring disgrace

To the Grand Pecking Order

In the grand pecking order

Where is it you lie

Are you the tall hog at the trough

Or a piglet in the stye

On the grand ladder of life

Are you near the highest rung

Or somewhere near bottom

With your nose in hairy bung

And you sniff it with a smile on your face

For to pout about would only bring disgrace

To the Grand Pecking Order

And you're dancing with a smile on your face

For to stand about would only bring disgrace!

To the Grand Pecking Order