Pseudo Suicide

Gasoline Vaseline

Benzene Amphetamine

All the chemicals in between

There ain't no cure for suicide

Knew a man he went to jail

His momma couldn't raise his bail

Found him dangling in his cell

There ain't no cure for suicide

She was quite a dainty thing

He held her with a diamond ring

She never did have her final fling

Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

Bitch'in here

Bitch'in there

Bitch'in damn near everywhere

There ain't no cure for suicide (x2)

Buttered toast

Greasy roast

You all remember Danny most

Use to hit us coast to coast

Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

With a pain that thrives inside my neck

And lately I say what the heck

Gotta pry myself up off the deck

Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

I really can't remember when

It didn't flow right from the pen

When it don't I'll carpenter again

Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

Once upon a greasy day

I had an opportune to play

Flanked by ol' Stew and Trey

Cause there ain't no cure for suicide

Seven seconds after I dissolve into the fiery gates of hell

Locked up in a plastic tube where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell

Pseudo Suicide

He awoke to find that he was tumbling like the bills of buffalo

Pallid in a backwards way of living was the quickest way to go

Pseudo Suicide