Rubberneck Lions

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Double barrel under the pillow under my head

You don't wake a man when he's trying to be dead

Cause of the Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

I bought a cactus from a miser named Fred

I choose to live on water and bread

Cause of the Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Well I'm cold and lonely but I'll come around

Black clouds hanging over shady ground

Full moon risin' up above my head

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

I never listen to a word you said

Never mess with man when he's trying to be dead

Well I'm old and I'm homely but would you come around?

Ears to deaf to hear a sound

Aaron looked to Moses for his daily bread

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed

Three strips of beacon on my toasted head

Two over easy on a roll and I'm fed

Rubberneck lions as I lie in bed