Mr. Oysterhead

Come on kiddies gather round

There's a new sensation hittin' town

It's moving slow, low to the ground

It'll pick you up when you're feelin' down

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said

Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

I remember back in the day

When music folk had a lot to say

Now I sit, hope and pray

Someone will come along and show the way

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said

Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

When all else has been done and said

You best look out for Mr. Oysterhead

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else has been done and said

Along comes Mr. Oysterhead

Through the long frustrating years

Of wretched din and choked back tears

Comes a man to squelch our fears

He's slippery between the ears

He's an inspiration to us all

When all else...