Rocky HorrorThe Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head

And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread

Oh, woe is me

My life is a misery

Oh, can't you see

That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed

ChorusThat ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorAnd left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread

ChorusThat ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorMy high is low

I'm dressed up with no place to go

And all I know

Is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

Dr. Frank-N-FurterOh, Rocky!

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

Dr. Frank-N-FurterOh, my baby!

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorThe Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head

Dr. Frank-N-FurterOh, really!

ChorusThat ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorAnd I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread

ChorusThat ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh, woe is me

My life is a mystery

And can't you see

That I'm at the start of a pretty big downer

Dr. Frank-N-FurterCome here!

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

That ain't no crime

Sha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

Rocky HorrorOh no no no

ChorusSha la la la

That ain't no crime

That ain't no crime

Sha la la