Brad MajorsHey, Janet

Janet WeissYes, Brad?

Brad MajorsI've got something to say

Janet WeissUh huh?

Brad MajorsI really love the...skillful way

You beat the other girls

To the bride's bouquet

Janet WeissOh...oh, Brad

Brad MajorsThe river was deep but I swam it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsThe future is ours, so let's plan it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsSo please don't tell me to can it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsI've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

The road was long but I ran it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsThere's a fire in my heart and you fan it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsIf there's one fool for you then I am it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsI've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or mediocre

Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Janet WeissOh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

ChorusOh, Brad

Janet WeissNow we're engaged and I'm so glad

ChorusOh, Brad

Janet WeissThat you met Mom and you know Dad

ChorusOh, Brad

Janet WeissI've one thing to say, and that's

Brad, I'm mad, for you too

Oh, Brad

Brad MajorsOh, dammit

Janet WeissI'm mad

Brad MajorsOh, Janet

Janet WeissFor you

Brad MajorsI love you too

Brad and JanetThere's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Brad MajorsAnd that's go see the man who began it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsWhen we met in his science exam-it

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsMade me give you the eye and then panic

ChorusJanet

Brad MajorsNow I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Janet, I love you

Dammit, Janet

Janet WeissOh Brad, I'm mad

Brad MajorsDammit, Janet

Brad and JanetI love you