Dr. Everett v. ScottFrom the day he was born

He was trouble

He was the thorn

In his mother's side

She tried in vain

CriminologistBut he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. ScottHe left home the day she died

From the day she was gone

All he wanted

Was rock and roll porn

And a motorbike

Shooting up junk

CriminologistHe was a low down cheap little punk

Dr. Everett v. ScottTaking everyone for a ride

ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy

Janet WeissMakes you cry

Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did

ColumbiaEverybody shoved him

I very nearly loved him

I said hey listen to me

Stay sane inside insanity

But he locked the door

And threw away the key

Dr. Everett v. ScottBut he must've been drawn

Into something

Making him warn me

In a note which reads

ChorusWhat's it say? What's it say?

EddieI'm out of my head

Oh hurry, or I may be dead

They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy

Janet WeissMakes you cry

Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did

ChorusWhen Eddie said he didn't like his teddy

You knew he was a no good kid

But when he threatened your life

With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-FurterWhat a guy

ChorusWhoa ho ho

Janet WeissMakes you cry

ChorusHey hey hey

Dr. Everett v. ScottAnd I did

ChorusEddie