Monday morning, no storm warning

Hop into the boat we bring our water stuff and beer

Jump a wave or two and then

Waterbomb some fishermen

Raise up the pirate flag, hit 'em where it hurts

Eat crustaceans, greet some Haitians

Overrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours!

We got our own country now, who cares about the Dow?

We're printing our own money, we got everything we need

And I don't have a job

I just drink beer and play guitar

So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs

'Cause I don't have a job

Next day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze day

But Alex and Joey have a better idea

Camcorder living large, batteries are fully charged

Time to make a movie so we call up all our friends

Fake blood, costumes, naked butts and air balloons

Santa Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtown

Twinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forget

Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Yeah!

I don't have a job

I just drink beer and play guitar

So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs

'Cause I don't have a job

Wednesday, can't slip, hump day road trip

Pile into our cars and go investigate the world

Misdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegum

We don't need an interstate

It's backroads all the way

Look for future spouses, cool abandoned houses

Eat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducks

Always travel randomly, never know what we might see

Buy a map to figure out just where the hell we are

And I don't have a job

I just drink beer and play guitar

So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs

'Cause I don't have a job

I don't have a job

I just drink beer and play guitar

I'm 100 proof and my old roof

Can withstand these hurricane blows

Any rain and thunder that I'm under's

Only gonna wet my clothes

I dance and smile and all the while

Watch my garden as she grows

Hell yeah, I don't have a job