I think I'll buy myself a home in San Diego

I'll buy some Mexicans to clean it every day!

I'd buy Canadians, but they're all friggin' lazy

That's where the hippies went when Dubya won the day

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever

I'm straight and white and male, American and free

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse

Clarence Thomas, Halliburton, mass destruction, me!

I'm sure that Europe is a lovely place to visit

My wife would love to go there every single year (sing!)

But they're just puppies (yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap)

They need to shut their yaps, the big dog's over here

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever

I'm straight and white and male, American and free

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse

Bill O'Reilly, Diebold Systems, mass destruction, me!

Here we go!

I can't believe I bought that land in California,

My stupid summer home just slid into the sea!

At least old Uncle Sam is going to rebuild it

My country loves to lend a hand to folks like me

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever

I'm straight and white and male, American and free

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse

Jerry Falwell, Coors Foundation, mass destruction, me!

Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh

Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity

Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson

Paul Wolfowitz, Paul Wolfowitz

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever

I'm straight and white and male, American and free

Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!