We've got to win the war on drugs for the sake of our society

Our future as a global force depends on our sobriety

Pornography corrupts us, it makes us less than pure

And if everyone found Jesus, all those fags would have a cure

If you don't support our president you don't support our nation

Intelligent Design is not just bullshit for creation

We don't assume you're guilty just because you're poor and black

And we're winning hearts and minds with every bullet in Iraq

Thank God everything on T.V. is a lie

There's no justice in America, Democracy's a fraud

And you really must be stupid if you think that there's a God

If you're straight and white and male you are the lord of the dominion

You were born as an opressor with no right to an opinion

If you build it we will burn it, eating meat is murder

Agree with everything we think or be branded a deserter

We own the moral highground, we are freedom when it rings

A fetus and a baby are completely different things

Thank God everything on T.V. is a lie

I'm inquisitive and questioning

I'm thinking and I'm free

I'm not one of you, or one of them, I'm one of me

I'm not in either party

Both sides are illegit

I've figured out that all of you are completely full of

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