I've got a crazy kind of love,

A crazy kind of love,

Feelin' kinky then im done,

A crazy kind of love.

I've got a horny kind of love,

A horny kind of love,

You're what im wet dreamin of,

A horny kind of love.

Some say love is good vibrations,

But sometimes you need batteries to make 'em

Got a 1-800 kind of love,

A 1-800 kind of love,

What my phone bill's stinkin' from,

Don't hang up, I'm not done.