I am really special cuz there's only one of me

look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me

when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song

it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe

puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth

watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore

happy as a coupon for a $20 whore

ha-ha-ha hah

I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,

happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

I am really special, cuz there's only one of me

Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me

These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,

but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave

welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave

I am happy, I am good, I am...

Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!