I named my pager

Isn't that cute?

You should too!

So what's your pagers name?

I'm waiting!

People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden ass

That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom

So just get over it ok!

I got 3d vision

And cable TV

I'm not a star baby

I'm a trip

Can you dig me?

I like coffee

I feel tired

I got a dukes of hazard tattoo

and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore

My friend doris says I should go to church more

So i told her go to hell...ok

Just go to hell

I'm simple but im complicated

It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies

We're rich now