Regis Dundoniensis

Furor apocalyptus

Magus calamitosusBellis intergalactus

Regis Dundoniensis

Furor apocalyptus

Magus calamitosus

Bellis intergalactus

Ancient cosmic wormhole

Chaos lord arise

I have returned from the future

Into a terrible past

Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld

The armies of darkness amassed

Is this a twisted dimension?

Is this true reality?

A symbol of evil is flying once more

Above the proud spires of Dundee

A burning black sun

The siege of Dunkeld has begun

Defeat of the ancient town is nigh

In Hoots we trust

Horrifying fecal demons

Rising up out of the caverns below

Dark robotic astral zombies

Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow

Siege engines of hell′s creation

Blasting the walls with unholy fire

Undead forces marching onward

Army of evil so tragic and dire

Look up to the sky

A glorious battle cry

The forces of justice call his name

In Hoots we trust (we trust)

By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)

For the glory of Dundee

To win this epic battle

In his power we must trust to set us free

(Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)

In Hoots we trust

Zargothrax!

I am the bane of Cowdenbeath

The scourge of Auchtermuchty

Arch-foe of the Questlords of Inverness

Come face me in battle, Angus

And prepare to meet thy doom!

Your dark dominion

Has corrupted Dundee

With a swing of my hammer

I'll end this misery!

Legendary battle

Epic war is fight

What mystic enchantment

Has Zargothrax spun?

My weapon has no effect

This fight can′t be won!

Pathetic mortal scum!

In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me

Now, kneel before your emperor

Kneel before your god!

In Hoots we trust (we trust)

By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)

For the glory of Dundee

To win this epic battle

In his power we must trust to set us free

In Hoots we trust (we trust)

By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)

For the glory of Dundee

To win this epic battle

In his power we must trust to set us free

(Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)

In Hoots we trust