And lo, led by the valiant hero Angus McFife XIII

The forces of justice assembled their armies in the skies above Mars

In preparation for the epic battle against the demon hordeBut on planet Earth, a far more sinister machination was afoot

In the dwarven caverns beneath the mighty citadel of Dundee

The evil wizard Zargothrax began to recite the dread incantation

Which would unlock the Chaos Portal to the galactic nexus

As foretold in the dark prophecy of Anstruther countless centuries ago

As he placed the Goblin King′s crystal key into the altar before him

Ancient runes began to glow on the surface of the portal

Soon the gateway would open and the elder god Kor-Virliath

Of the eighteenth hell dimension would be unleashed onto the galaxy

The countdown to universal annihilation had begun!

Warriors of planet Earth, hear my raging cry

For mighty Dundee, the demons will die

Yes, battlecruisers

To space we'll go

Discover new worlds

And conquer galaxies

Across the skies of Mars, the demon war begins

Trust in your sword, this battle we′ll win

The Space Knights of Crail are first to the fight

Clashing with lasers and power of might

Fly high through apocalypse skies

Fight for the world we must save

Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain

Chaos will triumph this day

Apocalypse 1992

At the speed of light the dwarven king arrives

With crystal laser battleaxe into the fight he rides

Pathetic dwarves!

You are no match for my demon hordes

Let battle commence!

It's the rage, the cosmic rage

The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen

From their mines they will arise and fight

The rage of the dwarves is tonight

It's the rage, the cosmic rage

The cosmic rage of astral dwarves from Aberdeen

From their mines they will arise and fight

The rage of the dwarves is tonight

De mortuis crepitus

Aberdonensis de furor

Infernus irae!

Then they died (mwah-ha-ha-ha!)

My ancestral demon army

Will ride a cosmic sphere

And liberate the multiverse

From slavery and fear

With the power of the crystal

From an ancient galaxy

The force of evil will prevail

It is my destiny

Fly high through apocalypse skies

Fight for the world we must save

Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain

Chaos will triumph this day

Fly high through apocalypse skies

Fight for the world we must save

Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain

Chaos will triumph this day

Apocalypse 1992

From the caves beneath Dundee

Ancient hermit arrives

A messenger to the war in the stars

Kor-Virliath is nigh!

Deep inside the Hootsman there lies a secret heart

Barbarian is a cyborg powered by a neutron star

For centuries immortal he will quest in time and space

But now he must make sacrifice to save the human race!

The only way to save the galaxy

Is to destroy planet Earth and Aberdeen

Faster than a laser bullet

Hootsman flies to Fife

He detonates his nuclear heart

Destroys all human life

Fly high through apocalypse skies

Fight for the world we must save

Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain

Chaos will triumph this day

Fly high through apocalypse skies

Fight for the world we must save

Like tears of a unicorn lost in the rain

Chaos will triumph this day

Apocalypse

With a thunderous implosion the Earth was vaporised

Tearing a dimensional rift in the heavens

Using his last shards of power

Zargothrax plunged through the space portal

Vanishing into another reality

And so Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole

For the eternal glory of Dundee!

Sanctus Dominus