Dundee

Dundee

IraxHarfatum

Vorpus

Telum

Nihil

Septomin

Dundee

Dundee

Colossus

Matrix 38B

Yeah, oh!

Riding ′cross the terror-zone

With the blaster in his hand

An unholy quest to break the tomb

Of the frozen wizard

Slashing through the brotherhood

The pathetic knights of Crail

Now the secrets of the gods are mine

They will yield to me, yeah

Far away inside the ancient citadel of Crail

(I know a goblin waits for me)

Through the gates now strewn

With blood and guts and bits of brain

(I know a goblin waits for me)

(Dark wizard, Angus comes for thee)

Heroes of the wasteland

Prepare for final fight

The nuclear clone of Zargothrax

Cannot escape this night

He wields the laser blaster

Our quest may yet be doomed

Unless we seek the robot prince

Of mighty Auchtertool

With eyes ablaze with crimson fire

And great boronic wings

His armor wrought from powersteel

Heir of the mecha-king

Heroes charge with vengeance

Unicorns are in pursuit

But with the power of robot might

They'll answer now to Hoots

Robot prince of Auchtertool

Over thy robot kingdom rule

Electronic lord of war

Destined to reign forever more

Robot prince of Auchtertool

Over thy robot kingdom rule

Electronic lord of war

Destined to reign forever more

Back inside the citadel

The containment zone ahead

Override the cryogenic seals

Demonic power

No one left to stop me now

My progenitor arise

Now the land of Fife will kneel before

Mighty double wizard

Zargothrax

Warning, containment seals breached

Cryogenic stasis system overload

Liquid ice prison failure imminent

Warning, warning, warning

Double! Wizard!

Sorcerus geminus

Diabolica duplicatus

Sorcerus geminus

Diabolica ultimae

After decades of torment

Dark fortune smiles my way

My progeny hath served me well

His reward shall be death′s citadel

Now, with the knife and the blaster

We'll conjoin ourselves at the brain

Powerless prince of Fife

We'll now take your life

Let you and your kin burn in hell

Sorcerus geminus

Diabolica duplicatus

Sorcerus geminus

Diabolica ultimae

At last, by the machinations of my clone (Dundee, Dundee!)

I am free from the shackles of frozen slumber (robot!)

After countless aeons of scheming across multiple dimensions (viator!)

The grand cosmic plan of Zargothrax will now come to fruition (Dundee, vortex!)

The chronological imperative will be eradicated (noctem!)

By the power of two wizards you shall perish (iudicium!)

Slaves of the armies of Angus

Warriors who yearn to be free

I will liberate you from the chains of your life

Your souls now belong to me

Rise as a creature of darkness

Rise as an undead machine

In the name of the sorcerer Zargothrax

Vanquish the paleocene, yeah

And lo, the time for reckoning is at hand

Prince Angus, your reign ends today

Prepare to die

Begone, foul servants of chaos

I swear by the blood of the sword in my veins

I will never be defeat

For the eternal glory of Dundee

Robot prince of Auchtertool

Over thy robot kingdom rule

Electronic lord of war

Destined to reign forever more

Knife of evil is too great

Prince of the robots meets his fate

Auchtertool no longer fight

Killed by the wizard lord this night

Now the ultimate battle begins

Angus is fighting the sorcerous twins

There is no chance for our hero to win

Wielding the hammer of glory so high

Knife made of evil make threaten to die

Dark laser blaster shoot death in the sky

Suddenly the heavens cry

Behold, creatures of Earth

By your foolish meddling with the three artifacts of power

You have summoned forth the starlords of eternity

These weapons are not your playthings to be trifled with

And so for your impudent acts, your world shall be eradicated

Except for you, brave prince, join us

For your destiny awaits beyond the outer reaches of the galaxy

The hammer, the knife and the blaster collide

Starlords of heaven return from the skies

Making the wizards and warriors die

Only prince Angus is spared from this doom

Starlords beseech him to quest to the moon

They have revealed him a new destiny

Far across the endless galaxy

By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost

I will voyage ′cross the multiverse to fight for what was lost

From this realm of nuclear chaos, to a world beyond the stars

I will quest forever onwards, so far

I will wield the holy hammer of flame

Unholy cosmic frost (ecce princeps Dundonensis)

(Imperator ascendit in astra eterna)