Everything about this is no

This song is noThis vid is no

My dancing no

Plus it looks and sounds old

Like something Britney Spears did fifteen years ago

What′s with your new look? It's straight up no!

Your hair is no (no)

Your clothes are no (no)

Your makeup is no (no)

Your stylist really blows

Did she pick out that coat?

You should let her go

You look like a leprechaun girl

No!

I wanted to do something that was new

Change the way people thought about me

So I dyed my hair, changed the clothes I wear

And learned some lame choreography

Then I discarded the sound that made me big

1950s bubble gum doo-wop

For a sound that straight rips off NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop

There′s a message in this song

It's a feminist anthem

And the message is any time a man talks to you say

Excuse me-

No!

We're here to-

No!

We need to clean-

No!

We need to clean the floor

We are the janitors

I guess we should just start

Quit hitting on me jerks I said no!

We′ll start here

No!

Be carefull

No!

The floor is wet!

No!

Miss Trainor

I said "No!"

But you′re dancing too close!

You're going to slip

No!

Quit asking me out guys I said "No- Ahh!"

Every guy I see tries hitting on me

I′m sick of it that's why I′m mean to them

But that sounds arrogant

No you don't understand the effect my body has on men

All these girls with me are totally skinny

Which is weird because my biggest song is about positive body image for overweight girls

Meghan we′re senior VPs

At your record company

We're concerned about this

No stop trying to hit on me!

Now we think-

No!

This song's too-

No!

It′s not a hit!

No!

You need to re-record

And maybe write some more songs like you did before!

I′m not going out with you assholes!

I don't want-

No!

I′m married

No!

Meghan I'm gay!

No!

Shut up leave me alone!

But Meghan

I said no!

You′re not taking me home!

What's wrong with her?

She′s delusional!

All men are good for nothing

If you see one run and scream

Can someone help me open this jar it's totally stuck?

Results are back from tests we ran on your blood Meghan

And we have determined you're actually a man!

That can′t be!

Yes it can!

If I′m a man then I must say no

To my hands

No!

To my feet

No!

To my elbows

No!

To myself as a whole

She is losing control!

She is gonna blow!

No, no-no-no, no-no-no-no, no-