Once upon a time, before I was insane

I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name

But he broke up with meYou′re just way too creepy!

Plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey!

So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass

Then found this guy named John

But that was over fast

If you don′t marry me, I will pull out your teeth!

You're totally crazy! (no) yes (no) yes (maybe!)

He hit me with his guitar

And he said that

We are through!

Just you wait until I write a song about you!

Then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick

And was obsessed right away

You've sent me 1,000 messages, and that′s just from today!

Oh, that′s because I'm having your baby!

What?! But you don′t even put out!

Stop questioning me, Jakey

Or I'll put you 6 feet underground!

Whoa! Whoa!

Psycho, psycho, psycho!

Fine, go!

It′s good material!

Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen

I bought the house next door to watch you constantly

And also to make sure, you never ever cheat!

OMG we are done, you are scary!

Harry was my last, that One Direction freak

I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave

Someone call the police! You're insane, we are through!

You′re just like all the rest, what did I do to you?

So I used my stalker app

To track down all of those pricks

The next song I write

I'll use their blood as my ink! (hey!)

Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in! (Ahh!)

What the hell is this?

It's a support group for all the men you wrote songs about, you bitch!

What? I have not written about Harry yet!

I am just planning ahead!

Why are you even here anyway?

To finish you all off with my pen!

No! no!

Devil! devil! devil!

Ow! Ow!

It′s true, I′m the devil!

OK, that's enough!

You were right, she′s nuts

You are coming with us

Wait, what? Get off of me, I'm not crazy!

It worked!

This was all a trick, we knew you would come

So we hired this doctor

You′re going to an insane asylum

Based on the behavior I observed

Ow! Ow! Let me go, you assholes!

No! No!

Welcome to your new home

You're crazy too, huh?