It feels like the perfect day

To torture my exes

And then put on their skinHelp me! Shut up, Harry!

I escaped from the asylum

And kidnapped all of them

So I could get my revenge

You′re sick! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah!

I got Joe, Jake, John and Kennedy

All wrapped up in duct tape

Bitch, give me back my fucking face

Fat chance

Today's the first day of a never-ending hell date

It′s time!

Uh oh!

Now, you all will be mine until the end of all time

I will never let you leave

Somebody call the police

You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tongue out

Why are you dancing like that?

Because I'm a psychopath

Now it's your turn to dance

Ah! You just shot me in my ass

You should never have dumped me

Now you′re all buried

Let′s watch Tyler Perry

Please, just kill us!

It's just Madea Goes To Jail

Ah! My favorite movie (Hallelujah)

This proves she′s crazy

It's making my eyes bleed

Yeah!

Soon you will all become members of my death cult

Ah, excuse me?

After the murder ritual

Oh crap!

Then we will spend eternity together below

In hell, ah-ha-ha-ha!

Uh-oh!

All the rumors are true, I am Satan

Yeah, we knew

Now your heads must all come off

BRB, I′ll get the saw

Dude, she dropped her cell phone

Pick it up, call the Po - Po

We'll be dead once they get here

I have a better idea, Send!

AH! What are you doing?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

AH!

We were not doing anything

Eh! No matter

Time to die

Oh, no, no, no!

I′ll see you in the afterlife

Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon, Miss Swift!

OMG! It's Jesus!

How did you find me, J.C.?

I got a text from Jake G

We're actually quite close

He likes all my Facebook posts

And he follows me on Twitter

Anyway, back to Taylor now!

Time to take care of you

I can′t move

With this holy water balloon

Ah! Get that away from me, you fool! Ah!

Sorry, but your time here is through.

Ah!

Yah!

Oh my God!

Well, my children, that′s a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances all on me!

Yeah!