Your record cost $3.99

your record cost $2.99

your record cost $1.99

and then it gets returned

your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]

you're right next to hall and oates

you're right next to the commodores

you're right next to cameo

you're a fucking homo

your band's in the cut-out bin [x4]

cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin, cut-out bin

you're in the return line

they don't take back records under $3.99

then you start to fucking whine

buy a real album next time