The Spring In Springfield

Homer: You could close down Moe's,

Or the Kwik-E-Mart,

And nobody would care,

But the heart and soul

Of Springfield's in

Our Maison Derriere!

(music starts)

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,

We're the cheese in your cake,

We put the spring in Springfield.

Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,

Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

Belle: We're that little extra spice

That makes existence extra-nice,

A giddy little thrill

At a reasonable price.

Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's

With your total lack of morals.

Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,

The clams on your linguine,

Yes we keep the

(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)

In Springfield!

Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,

Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!

Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!

Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!

Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun

Since March of 1961!

Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

Dancing