I'm An Ammendment

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment: I'm not garbage.

(starts singing)

I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,

And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.

There's a lot of flag-burners,

Who have got too much freedom,

I want to make it legal

For policemen to beat'em.

'Cause there's limits to our liberties,

At least I hope and pray that there are,

'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.

(spoken)

Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.

But if we changed the Constitution...

Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!

Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the

Constitution?

(sings)

Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.

If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

(spoken)

Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!

You're in the US Constitution!

Amendment: Oh yeah!