The Face That Launched One Thousand Shits

by Death Cab For Cutie

26 Views Dec 05, 2025

Lyrics

And I'm standing up in my practice room

I'm all alone

Speaker's almost blown

And my new Gibson amp

Oh what the hell....

Things are not so different in my vocal master

You are the face that launched one thousand shits

Greeks and Trojans and the thousand shits

The shits eyeing the shores of Asia Minor

Lining all the shores of Asia Minor

You can tell that I'm not a minor in Asia no more

I'm standing up

This is the face that launched a thousand shits

I'm standing up

This is the face that launched one thousand shits

This is the face that shot

Who never have replaced

Splitting up his kingdom into three separate parts

For his sons and their three separate hearts