Proud To Be Canadian

Our fair country Canada is north of the USA
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks
But we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks
We know that you have Disney world and you keep it very
clean
But we don't have Bob Dole and we can drink when we're
nineteen
We might watch your TV shows for hours and hours and hours
We'll give you Alan Thicke, but Shania Twain is ours
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We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse
Your beer is not to tasty but you weather can't be beat
We all fly south in the wintertime to escape the snow and sleet
We're pleased to say we've enjoyed all your southern

charms
But we get sunburnt we exercise the right to bear our
arms
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Alanis Morissette she
is our latest pride and
joy
She used to ding
about high school
dances and chasin'
after boys
Now she's fed up
and about as angry
as can be
She's got one hand in
her pocket and the
other's in gaurd for
thee
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