Jesus' Brother Bob

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised
I bet you know my relatives their names will never die
My mother is a saint and my brother is a God
But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob
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Jesus' brotehr Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
A nobody relative of the son of God
If only I'd been born just a little sooner
I'd be more than the brother of God junior
I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee
But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free
I finally get to work 'bout a quarter after nine
Already he's turning water into wine

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One day when I was home I heard a mighty roar
There were a thousand people right outside the door
"Help us Jesus, help us" came the cheering from the mob
Then they got a look at me, "Oh nuts, it's only Bob."
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He died upon the cross, I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to
know me for me
This was my big chance to
finally get ahead
The next thing you know
he's rising from the dead
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Bob