Indian Summer

Ultra-violet rays wash over

All the boys and girls

As their moms lay tanning by the pool

Oh, look, their dad's arriving home

All the children hug his neck

Unaware of their inheritance

All the experts say you ought to start them young

That way they'll naturally love the taste of corporate cum

God bless the Indian summer

God bless the Indian summer

God bless the Indian summer

Don't you just love the sun

Doesn't it make you feel good all over

It's my pleasure to announce

In conjunction with the fed

And my recent popularity

Thanks in part to mother nature

It will never rain again

It should do wonders for the GNP

If you're just joining us now

You've missed a brilliant speech

We go now live to the streets

To find out what the voters think

He's worked a miracle

I just now bought a brand new car

God bless the Indian summer