When They Really Get To Know You They Will Ru

What makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two?

Husbands in winter, they know the truth

But what can they do?

Don't like girls the way they are

So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars

Then we can pretend that it's natural

Put on whatever makes you attractive

If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

Your friends like a certain you

That's who you've got to be

Junior high legs

Blonde hair gone black from removing it

Waxing since 13, wisdom from a beauty queen

Her tiara digging deep in her head

Put on whatever makes you attractive

If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

Your friends like a certain you

That's who you've got to be

That's who you've got to be

I'm starting to think that I'm kind of shy

Or at least I'd like to be

Winter rays give me heart attacks

So take it off and make it so it never comes back

Then we can pretend that it's natural