I Like Goils

Forget the jar of vaseline

Hey rich-bitch boy I'm not gonna be your queen

And yeah,

You can drool, beg me and hope

There's no damn way I'm playing drop the soap

Ok,

I know I'm strange but I ain't no queer

So take your rage and disappear

But I'm proud to be a PC

'Cause-

I like goils

Bad goils all over this world

Now I don't know whose ass you've licked

No shit-tongued boy will ever taste my dick

He says:

"How 'bout no sex - we'll just be friends"

Hey no thanks Pal, I'll stick to lesbians

You're right!

A sexist pig, I guess it's true

(I hate all men including you)

I don't care what you think of me

'Cause-

I like goils

Bad goils all over this world

I'm quite flattered that you think I'm cute

But I don't deal well with compacted poop

So look,

If my views make you feel annoyed

You're just jealous I don't have hemorrhoids

So now,

To make it clear that you can't bone me

My tattooed ass reads "exit only"

I don't care much for sodomy

'Cause-

I like goils

Bad goils all over this world