How Could She?

Wilma Flinstone, Marcia Brady,

Alice Kramden, Gladys Kravitz,

Laverne and Shirley, Jeannie,

Morticia Adams, Aunt Esther,

Sweet Polly Purebread, Natasha,

Mrs. MacGuilguddy

How could she?

Ginger, Mary Anne, Mrs. Howell,

Samantha Stevens, Lieutentant Uhura,

Judy Jetson

Olive Oyl, Ethel Mertz,

Edith Bunker, Marylin Munster,

Rhoda, Penny Robinson

How could she?

Why don't you love me anymore?

Quite upset, angry, just plain annoyed

No recourse except for celluloid

In my heart, I know you are not real

Though in my mind, suspect you can still feel

Walt Disney or Hannah-Barbera

Black or white, stunning Technicolor

Warner Brothers and the A.A.P.

I've become addicted to TV

Crissy Snow, Catwoman,

Creepela, Weezie Jefferson,

Bettie Rubble, Little Cindy Who

Penelope Pitstop, Lois Lane,

Vanna White, Wonder Woman,

Elly May, Maude, Witchiepoo

How could she?

Why don't you love me anymore?

How could you?

Why don't you love me anymore?