Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun

"It was Homecoming Night at my high school

Everyone was there, it was totally cool

I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans

'Cause my best friend Debbie was Homecoming Queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon. (Chiffon)

Riding the float with her tiara on. (Tiara on)

Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand. (Bouquet)

She looked straight out of Disneyland!

You know that Cinderella ride

I mean definitely an E-ticket. (E-ticket)

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked

I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something.

The band was playing 'Evergreen'

Then all of a sudden, somebody screamed:

Look out! The Homecoming Queen's got a GUN!!!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Debbie's smiling, and waving her gun

Picking off cheerleaders one by one

Oh! Buffy's pom poms just blew to bits

Oh no, Misty’s head just did the splits!

My best friend is on a shooting spree

Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me!

How could you do what you just did

Are you having a really bad period?

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Stop it, Debbie, you're making a mess

Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later, ,the cops had arrived

By then the entire glee club had died - no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop

Tear gas, machine guns... even a chopper!

Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of that float!

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said,

She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead!

Oh, it's really sad, but kinda of a relief,

I mean we had this big test coming up next week...

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun!

Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen has got a gun!

Debbie's really having a blast!

She's wasted half of the class!

The cops fired a warnin