Cause I'm A Blonde

Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think

I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks

Don't have to worry about gettin' a man

If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle

'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde

B-L-O-N-D

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to read and I never learned to cook

Why should I bother when I look like I look?

I know lots of people are smarter than me

But I have this philosophy: "So what?"

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em

'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde

Nyah, nyah, nyah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Nyah, nyah, nyah

They say to make it you need talent and ambition

Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

{spoken}

Um, okay. what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...

"Duck, Magnum, duck!"

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course

I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde

B-L-I-N-D

'Cause I'm a blonde

Don't you wish you were me?

{spoken}

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August

is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.

Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,

but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blonde

Yeah, yeah, yeah

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