Fred

He once shot a man just for snorin'

Got out of bed and shot him dead

And his name was..

I didn't know what his name was,

So we just called him "Fred"

He was ridin' 'cross the desert

On a horse to another town

Looking for a woman in a nightgown

The horse's name was..

I didn't know what his name was,

So we just called him "Fred."

Oh, now, Fred's a-ridin' Fred's

A-ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred

Fred's ridin' Fred

Fred's ridin' Fred

Well, he got to the town

Met a woman in a nightgown

She was wearin' a frown, Kelly Brown

Well her name was..

I didn't know what her name was,

So we just called her "Fred."

Oh, oh, now, Fred's a-ridin' Fred's

A-ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred

Fred's ridin' Fred

Fred's ridin' Fred!

That song's called Fred!

This song here was written

Under the influence of Alcohol,

Which has a tendency to make things funnier

Than they really are. Had you been drinkin'

Alcohol at the time of hearin' the Fred song,

You'd be layin' on the floor right now

Saying, "That's Fred's song, whippin' my butt,

Turn it off!"