Dear Penis

dear penis

i dont think i like you anymore

you used to watch me shave

now all you do is stare at the floor

oh dear penis

i dont like you anymore

it used to be you and me

a paper towl and a dirty magazine

thats all we needed to get buy

now it seems things have changed

i think that your the one to blame

dear penis i dont like you anymore

now he sings

dear rodney

i dont think i like u nemore

cuz when you get to drinkin

you put me places i never been before

dear rodney

i don't like you any more

why can we just get a grip

on our man to hand relationship

and come to tems with truely how we feel

if we put our heads together

we'd just stay home 4ever

dear penis

i think i like u after all

oh and rodney

while your shavin shave my balls