Celine Dion

i think i got a crush on celine dion

the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song

there's something about her, makes me want to feed her

and i'd love to be mister celine dion

She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en francais

both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway

she's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion

for celine, and i'll be hers some day

Chorus:

oh celine dion, you soft rock my world

won't you please be my celine

i'd do anything if you'd be my girl

oh be my girl celine

i sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond

(you don't respond)

you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on

(on and on.....)

i just want to say, je vous aimerais

and i can see your house from my van

Chorus

her skin's so soft and clean

just like porceline

i wish she'd slather me

with a tub of vaseline

that was a little creepy

i'm sorry celine (celine) celine (celine)

Celine