Bart The General

Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.

Army: I got a B in arithmetic.

Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.

Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.

Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.

Army: We are rubber, you are glue.

Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.

Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.

Bart: Sound off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: Sound off!

Army: Three!! Four!!

Bart: In English class I did the best.

Army: In English class I did the best.

Bart: Because I cheated on the test.

Army: Because I cheated on the test.

Bart: Sound off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: I can't hear you!

Army: Three!! Four!!

Bart: We are happy, we are merry.

Army: We are happy, we are merry.

Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.

Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.

Bart: Sound off.

Army: One! Two!

Bart: One more time!

Army: Three! Four!

Bart: Bring it on home now!

Army: One! Two! Three! Four!

One! Two! ... Three-Four!