Her name is Noel

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell.

I got gym class in half an hour,

Oh how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks..

But she doesn't know who I am.

And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me. Ooh.

Her boyfriend's a dick

He brings a gun to school

He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth.

He lives on my block

And he drives an iRoc

And he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby...with me. Ooh.

Ooh yeah...dirtbag.

No she doesn't know what she's missin'.

man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely lo and behold

She's walkin' over to me this must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

Why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby...like you. ooh.

ooh yeah...dirtbag.

No she doesn't know what she's missin'.