She wriggles and she wraggles

She jiggles and she jaggles

You stand and watch her pass by

Your line of vision ass-eye

You think that cause she smiles

That you turn all her dials

But you don't see them later

While in the elevator

You nag her and you swagger

You think you're gonna shag her

A man about the town-a, get funky

Let's get down-a, machismo and machasma

It turns into miamsa

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

Chorus

I can't deal with this idiot

Yeah I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch

You open up your mouth-a

Amazed at what comes out-a

Its just a testimony

That you're full of bologna

That you're a stupid shit-ass

A meathead, guido, pass-gas,

That you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

Chorus x2

You know you want to spangle

But you can't seem to angle

One gives you attitude-a

Your reason to be rude-a

You think that cause she smiles

That you turn all her dials

But you don't see them later

While in the elevator

You nag her and you swagger

You think you're gonna shag her

A man about the town-a, get funky

Let's get down-a, machismo and machasma

It turns into miamsa

You have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

You open up your mouth-a

Amazed at what comes out-a

It's just a testimony

That you're full of bologna

That you're a stupid shit-ass

A meathead, guido, pass gas

But you have got no class, no style, no social skills, no comprehension

Chorus x2