Christopher calls me

He calls me complaining

He's already waited too long to begin

The world is on one side

And I'm on the other

And I read in a magazine

And I am what I is

I am....

Brian the actor

That he does on Saturdays

In nothing but a bowtie

He would bring me a drink

He tells me he sweats it

Like pig in a blanket

And I ran out of toothpicks

But I don't have a thing

And I am

Oooooh...

Well autumn will come

And everyone loves you when you've already won

And I'm here to tell you that I don't care if up turns you down

Just to hear you say I am what I am

When I am what I is

I am what I am

When I am what I is

Jeanny is lonely

She lives with her parents

She saves all her money

So she can spend it in Spain

Her boss doesn't get it

She says to forget it

I told her we're different

But she knows we're the same

And I am...

Ooohhhh....

Well autumn will come

And everyone loves you when you've already won

And I'm here to tell you that I don't care if up turns you down

Just to hear you say I am what I am

When I am what I is

I am what I am

When I am what I is

Christopher calls me

He calls me complaining

And I am what I am

And I am what I is

Christopher calls me

He calls me complaining

And I am what I am

And I am what I is