I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger

Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv

Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutres where his magic johnson ought to be

Yes, I'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing

Let's start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for recovering

Up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut

Tight the lights are staying out

But no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck

Guess how many fingers,

Ok guess how many more I can fit there

Guess right get the toaster

But you know miss guessing gets you nowhere

I've been baking cakes for the enemy

I've been dying to find out the hard way

I've been taking friends to the alleyway

Two down now but who's counting anyway?

Yes, I'll can do everything you need from out of my new SUV

All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery

Put away those plies honey

Trust me coz I know the options

How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin..?

I've been getting close and intimate

Some close calls but I'm getting into it

In some states they say you can burn for it

But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it..

It's not a bad thing -

To get professional.

It's got a nice ring -

Mandy goes to med school.

I've been taking tips from the government

I've been getting damn good in hiding it

Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it

Two down now but who's coming over so

And if you show up and I am unavaiable

My partner Brian would love to take care of you..

He is a nice man.

Thoroughly reliable.

He's in a rockband.

And he goes to med school..