Gravity plays favorites

I know it 'cause I saw

Honest to god, officer

It's awful.

Down at work I'm getting

too familiar with the floor

Trading in my talents

By the mouthful

Hate to break it to you

But it's out of my control

Forces go to work

While we are sleeping

If I could attack with

A more sensible approach

Obviously that's what

I'd be doing.... right?

Now

Necks are cracking sideways

Hit me from the back side

I am on the white side

You are on the black side

Cut a piece that's bitesize

Shoot me from my good side

If you want a straight line

This would be a good time

Gravity works slowly

If you notice it at all

Some of us are getting

Mighty lucky

Aren't we?

If you had to live with this

You'd rather lie than fall

You think I can't fly?

Well you just watch me, watch me..

Necks are cracking sideways

Hit me from the back side

I am on the thin side

You are on the fat side

Cut a piece that's bitesize

Shoot me from my bad side

If you want a straight line

This would be a good time

The sky is always falling down on me

So officer,

Forgive me

Please..!