You told me that

It just couldn't be

You don't want to go out with me

No, I'm not sad

I don't even care

Cuz dumb boys like you are everywhere

Yeah, that's right

[ CHORUS :

(So) B-O-R-I-N-G

Too bad you're not the boy for me

B-O-R-I-N-G

I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway

I was just looking for fun, uh-huh

I didn't like you anyway

I'm a speed demon on the run

You thought I would be broken hearted

Maybe I would be if you weren't so retarded

I asked your name

You don't even know

You should have dumped me on that talk show

CHORUS

I think that nasal spray got to your brain

I knew you were lame from your wallet chain

A Boston baked bean is the size of your head

I heard you even wet your bed

CHORUS

I didn't like you

I didn't like you