Well i can hear him snoring over the phone

Leaves boring messages on my machines

He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home

He don't go mano thinks that it's obscene

You're a zero on my rock-o-meter

You wanna get hot go turn on the heater

Let's go 6-5-0

Hey hey baby you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like a gyro

You're a zero baby you're a zero

He wants to check it check it out with me

He's never even been to Valley Faire

Sorry baby cause i'm too busy

His mom writes his name on his underwear

You're a zero on my rock-o-meter

You wanna get hot go turn on a heater

Let's go 6-5-0

Hey hey baby you're a zero

Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o

You look just like Bob Deniro

Yeah yeah baby you're a zero