I guess it′s something in my brain

I need whiskey to ease the pain

But it's early in the morningAnd I′m feeling bad again

But if you ever loved me

You'll go easy on me now

Fix me up a cup of coffee

And in a while I'll come around

I think I′ll spend the dog-food money

But he′ll love me just the same

But if you really love me, baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

It's a shame when morning hurts

But I′ve seen bad and I've seen worse

It′s the nature of my being

I took some money from your purse

But that Frenchman loves to party

And I know he's not to blame

But the way you′re lookin' at me, baby

I just can't help but feel the shame

I think I′ll spend the dog-food money

But he′ll love me just the same

But if you really love me, baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain

But if you really love me, baby

Help me scrape the mucus off my brain