Well we′re all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown

When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says

Man, I'm gonna send you to hellWell I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said

Oh, boy you better fuckin′ run

I've been sittin' here just a-slammin′ down beers and

Now it′s time to have some fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh well he hit me hard, yeah he hit me good and

Then I fell to the ground

But I kicked him fast, I kicked him real swift and

He came a tumblin' down

He took a stab at me and nearly cut my gut but

I kicked that knife to the floor

Then I took his head and slammed it into the bar

I don′t think he'll come around no more

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Well I′ve been drinkin' here for so many damn years

Trying to recap my life

Every night trouble finds my sight and I can′t help but fight

With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal

I'll be stickin' around

Until the day a man will put me away and I can rest my soul

Well we′re all wasted in a bar somewhere downtown

When a man walks up and pokes me with a knife and says

Man, I′m gonna send you to hell

Well I took that knife, I stared him straight in the eyes, I said

Oh, boy this is the day

Then I grabbed that knife, stabbed it straight through my eye and

Then I fell to my knees

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Well I've been drinkin′ here for so many damn years

Trying to recap my life

Every night trouble finds my sight and I can't help but fight

With a bottle of Jack and a tin of skoal

Tonight I′m goin' home

Today′s the day a man put me away and I can rest my soul