[Verse 1]

Her name is Noelle

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got gym class in half an hour

Oh, how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

[Verse 2]

Her boyfriend's a dick

And he brings a gun to school

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

And he drives an IROC

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me, ooh

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh, yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

[Verse 3]

Man, I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walkin' over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me?

[Bridge]

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you, ooh

[Post-Chorus]

Oh, yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh, yeah, dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'