We′ve got a cabinet full of clowns

With panhandle haircuts

You'll believe it when you see it for yourselfThere′s a lady in the lounge

Wearing technicolor makeup

Mixing drinks to make you think you're someone else

You want that good life

We've got a shortcut

So come inside and have a look

You want that good life

We′ve got the hookup

So come inside, come inside

And get that good, good life

There′s an eagle in the attic

With a semi automatic

There's a couple gettin′ frisky in the hall

A television in the kitchen

That'll feed your children static

When you′re lonely

There's a number you can call

Yeah

You want that good life

We′ve got a shortcut

So come inside and have a look

You want that good life

We've got the hookup

So come inside, come inside

And get that good, good life

Folks!

Pay no attention to those crooks behind the curtain

They will tell you your future is lovely and certain

They will sell you a dream for a dollar-ninety-nine

Oh they'll make you repay it or call it a crime

Folks!

We are losing a war with the enemy within us

All the greed that we feed will devour and kill us

But step on up, come on up, step on up

And come inside

′Cause you got everything to prove

There is nothing you can hide

You want that good life

We′ve got a shortcut

So come inside and have a look

You want that good life

We've got the hookup

So come inside, come inside

And get that good good life

You want that good life

We′ve got a shortcut

So come inside and have a look

You want that good life

We've got the hookup

So come inside, come inside

And get that good, good life